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Looking for info on rugs safavieh, home dynamix rugs, oriental area rug, gabbeh persian rugs and more?

if so where can i buy one and how much for?
i’ve been trying to find one of these for a while as the carpets are getting too long in my house and ive been resulting to cutting them with toenail scissors… ahhhhh!!!

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)

Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theatre Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy’s Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

Brown’s Law:
If the shoe fits, it’s really ugly.

Oliver’s Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson’s Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Willys cynical thought for the day;

Whoever said, "More than a handful is a waste" is an idiot. The more holds the freaking handful up!

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee. (Never fails)

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. (Or out of your ‘clean-room’)

Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. (OMFG this is so true)

Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. (Ha-ha)

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. (Same goes if ya say you was arrested or w/e)

Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. (It’s amazing how they know this)

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with (Hey hey about 100%)

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will. (The chances of what you try to prove does work is proportional to ya reputation & how much is riding on it)

Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. (What ya can’t will)

Law of the Theater:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy’s Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

Brown’s Law:
If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.

Oliver’s Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson’s Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. (Or it will start being made in Canton for double the money & the only genuine ones are being sold on Evilbay)

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

From; WILLYS JOKES archives! best jokes anywhere!

I am in China now. I need to buy a pure silk carpet to take home. Which cities have silk carpet factories? What should I do to make sure the dealer does not sell me fake or hugely overpriced carpets? I have a Chinese interpreter.

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)

Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theatre Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy’s Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

Brown’s Law:
If the shoe fits, it’s really ugly.

Oliver’s Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson’s Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

I would like to dye the light carpets in our house to a darker brown or tan to cover stains. I have no idea how to go about doing this. Where do you buy dye? How do you apply it? How much does it cost?

I have a 7 month old, girl Shih Tzu. Ive been trying to potty train her but nothing is working! We got her 3 months ago and have been using bells and saying good girl! and if she pees on the carpet we yell at her and clap our hands then take her outside. But she still wants to go inside. We take her out alot through out the day. The only time i crate her is at night, but if we leave we put her in a little fence we keep in the kitchen. She uses one rug for peeing and a different rug for pooping. Both the carpets are really expensive so my mom would never move them.(We have wood floors). I know i shouldnt give up because that would just screw everything up, but i fell like shes never going to learn! Weve taken classes and its been 3 months. My dad keeps threatening that he will give her away because she goes to the bathroom in the house but he would never because hes in love with her. But still. I just want her to be potty trained already so i dont have to be nervous about my parents yelling at me for her accidents! HELP! I need new ideas and tips because the old ones arnt working anymore. Thanks!
She knows how to hold her blatter in her crate.. its just in the house that she doesnt know how to.

We just bought this house. The previous owners had a cat. I smell cat urine. I have an extractor carpet cleaner. Is there a product I can add to the rug shampoo solution that will kill the urine smell?

The trouble is, the carpets are top quality and practically new. I hate to yank them out. What can I do to remove the offensive odour?

So, my boyfriend is determined to decorate the walls facing the front door with two rugs. He loves them and reminds him of his childhood. Problem? I have no idea how to beginning shopping for rugs. I have no idea what would look good, what to look for when I’m looking to purchase, and finally, will any rug do? Any help is welcomed. We live in Orange County, CA , so if you know any good stores, please recommend! I am looking to do something like this: http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/sf/rugs-carpets/jonathan-adlers-marrakesh-rugand-some-alternatives-040007 . Thanks everyone!

My wife and I have a townhome that has a lot of allergens left in the carpet. We have shampooed the carpets and it is still bad. It seems like our vacuum does nothing to the carpet right now and is a little worn down. I am planning on buying a Dyson for her and have read good things about the animal and the DC-24 ball. What is the absolute best model? If not a dyson what is the absolute best vacuum? I like Kirby but they are pretty heavy and expensive.

My rabbit really in not allowed in doors unless she has her pen and a protecter underneath, but i always love to see her run around the whole house. We just got our carpets cleaned so the no rabbits in the house rule is even more strict! We can’t go out to buy thing really cuz my parents already think i don’t bring in the rabbits. i do have white vinegar but is there anything else? She is a 9 month old rabbit…=]
Thanks!

i just bought a 3000 dollar carpet machine so i can start a business i have no idea what the standerd price would be for cleaning carpets.

I have bought just about everything you can buy at the store for carpets they all say they can get stains out but nothing has worked.

I got a daschund puppy from a pet store when he was 6 mos old, they told me that he had never seen the outside(which was awful) He is now about 10 months old and I have had the HARDEST time trying to house break him. I tried the crate training, by putting him in there when me or my boyfriend were not home, but he yelps and cries so loud that I have had animal control called on me. I take him out as often as can usually Twice b4 I go to work in the Morning and my boyfriend takes him out right after he gets out of work and throughout the rest of the day. we take him for long walks around the blocks and let hm stop and sniff wherever his nose brings him and nothing… maybe a Little "piddle" and that’s it, and the min. we get back to the house he pees on the rugs or my Kitchen floor or wherever?? I can’t Seem to effectively potty Train my puppy… and I fear that it’s getting too late… I have tried the puppy pads too and he won’t go on them or near them??

I also am having a hard time discipline him when he does something naughty, I use the crate as his "timeout" and I will usually leave him in there until he stops whining and crying to get out, but it’s not working, still have chewed shoes, carpets,and anything else he wants to chew-up, and he won’t leave my cat alone… I need some help… I want to take him to obedience classes but I don’t have the money to do so.. if anyone can give me some helpful pointers that would be awesome!!! Thank you!